Plot twist! SCORE 42
I cried then fell asleep SCORE 46
No emoji needed. Or wanted SCORE 46
What a cat-astrophe SCORE 24
The one with the boom stick! SCORE 36
Gotta work to eat SCORE 75
It’s my super power SCORE 44
The obvious answer SCORE 26
Important Chipotle Hack SCORE 63
Jinkies! SCORE 63
Happy little trees SCORE 50
Classic muffin hamster mix-up SCORE 40
Awkward SCORE 69
Good boi summer SCORE 75
Seagulls can’t read. And don’t care SCORE 31
Let’s just be friends SCORE 24
easy money SCORE 29
Same… SCORE 53
Problem solved SCORE 34
This is why I’m single SCORE 32
Life is a balancing act SCORE 54
Corbyn Dallas Multi-Pass SCORE 39
Every sneeze after 25 could send you to the hospital SCORE 36
She doesn’t need to watch the movies, she’s going to live them SCORE 55
The obvious answer is always the right answer SCORE 47
Coffee isn’t strong enough SCORE 40
This is why I keep my freezer full of ice cream. For the burns. SCORE 39
What about Linux? SCORE 45
Would you prefer the CliffsNotes? SCORE 36
The Devil’s Advocate… SCORE 5
50 percent of ant marriages end in divorce SCORE 47
At least he read the recipe? SCORE 1
