Marriage. No longer just for couples… SCORE 148
Don’t mess with girls. SCORE 13
So close SCORE 15
A teeny tiny tinsy wincy baby crow SCORE 182
I’m sensing a new companion… SCORE 8
The best scale. SCORE 179
Oh, Sammy… SCORE 16
Awwww… SCORE 12
America’s Relationship with the World SCORE 116
I’m not a racist, but… SCORE 178
How I feel about cats. SCORE 10
we have all endured SCORE 13
Best SNL moment ever SCORE 14
Nokia. SCORE 15
Googled motivational tattoos, was not disappointed SCORE 14
So absorbent! SCORE 132
How to name the child you hate. SCORE 134
Motivational Potato SCORE 131
Luck! SCORE 12
If I were an octopus… SCORE 6
Everyone needs a Clara SCORE 213
Emo horse. SCORE 187
A hiker’s motto. SCORE 146
Other side of the world…. SCORE 189
…no, I haven’t seen the cat. Why? SCORE 7
Seems legit. SCORE 145
The friendzone. SCORE 176
Introducing chia Groot SCORE 169
"…but I wanted to see Captain America…" SCORE 135
This hot tub is built into the bay! SCORE 10
You gotta do what you gotta do SCORE 11
Chick flicks. SCORE 208