There’s no food left in the house SCORE 116
My brain is like the Bermuda Triangle. SCORE 191
The necklace I bought at an Imagine Dragons concert…Very Original Design. SCORE 14
STAR TREK HELP ME! SCORE 5
Canceling plans. SCORE 222
This is the Skycycle, a ride in Japan that is pedal powered. SCORE 283
I got 99 problems. SCORE 172
We spent 10 years looking for Bin Laden SCORE 321
Society’s ugly SCORE 21
Ohhhh! So THAT’s how it works! SCORE 406
Where they are now… SCORE 30
You are so cute… SCORE 335
Your are better at Dying! SCORE 18
Mom was right about a lot of things. SCORE 229
If Nicki Minaj and Lil Wayne were both drowning… SCORE 265
Applied Theoretical Physics SCORE 4
Just a puppy. SCORE 148
The world’s quietest room. SCORE 384
I hate clothing tags. SCORE 171
How are you feeling today? SCORE 64
That’s a striking resemblance. SCORE 310
Every time. SCORE 294
Basically. SCORE 171
Oh Google. SCORE 224
Murica. SCORE 154
My heart just melted. SCORE 82
You stand no chance! SCORE 162
Surprise me. SCORE 134
Returned… SCORE 14
The Times Photoshoot. SCORE 282
Every time I spend the night at my girlfriend’s… SCORE 187
I don’t even know… SCORE -54
