Best news Ive heard all day. SCORE 39
It’s sort of my Halloween costume. SCORE 34
Gym tricks you probably didn’t know. SCORE 47
He will make a great father, someday. SCORE 53
We got the treat! SCORE 25
Some dads don’t know… but that’s OK. SCORE 40
Go ahead, brand thyself. SCORE 9
Do not blame on the stars that which comes from inside. SCORE 43
HOA is an emotional outlet. SCORE 42
On the way to the 100 Acre Wood SCORE 47
99 bottles of beer on the wall… SCORE 19
Ok but now theres a restraining order involved… SCORE 36
Define Latte… SCORE 40
Hiding ice cream from kids hacks… SCORE 40
The only Avengers Im interested in. SCORE 32
Russian beaches seem nice… SCORE 28
Wind farms have a certain vibe to them. SCORE 62
Dads whom disappoint. SCORE 37
How ants do the walkin’. SCORE 23
Littering is the the wurst. SCORE 49
It was worth a try anyway. SCORE 57
*risky click* SCORE 32
Forbidden lobby. SCORE 47
A salute to friendship and honour. SCORE 50
This ant is printed on every single copy… #antlife SCORE 20
Listen here, Neil. SCORE 72
Gandalf with the pro gamer move. SCORE 41
Bog Body goals. SCORE 55
Two feet of snow, roughly. SCORE 44
Do not try this at work. SCORE 43
How is the rental market, son? SCORE 45
A poem of blood lust. SCORE 29