BROFIST SCORE -3
Man accidentally sets wife on fire at gas station SCORE -6
What does Guy Fawkes Say? SCORE -3
Truth. SCORE 182
How many more sessions doc? I’m not feeling any better. SCORE 13
Wrong Show SCORE 191
I was mugged! SCORE 130
Surprise bedtime. SCORE 169
I yawned! SCORE 10
I don’t want to smell those steams! SCORE 21
Mark Twain on death. SCORE 150
My feelings toward college. SCORE 158
50 Shades Of Doge SCORE 20
I’m not great at advice… SCORE 213
"Look Daddy, I’m a unicorn!" SCORE 170
Seriously, don’t ever tell a sad person about the less fortunate SCORE 258
I love you more than… SCORE 122
How is this possible? SCORE 277
Self checkout. SCORE 244
The holidays are coming. SCORE 169
A legit reason for not doing your homework. SCORE 280
Because Reasons SCORE 224
Chocolate doesn’t ask silly questions… SCORE 174
At least I can find the area of a triangle. SCORE 195
Pink Freud. SCORE 161
Thanks Max. SCORE 327
Disney princesses with beards. SCORE 127
I thought Thriller was 1980’s hits… SCORE 6
Meanwhile in Canada… SCORE 178
Some enemies lose the fight… SCORE 270
When in doubt, lick the door… SCORE 244
Try not to cry. Cry a lot. SCORE 205
