How you pass the time on vacation. SCORE 144
Sharkspear. SCORE 355
Bikini season is right around the corner! SCORE 144
Every time… SCORE 142
When someone turns on the lights when I’m sleeping. SCORE 272
Anatomy of a Slurpee. SCORE 247
On the one hand. SCORE 126
There are plenty of fish in the sea. SCORE 212
Cat’s resume. SCORE 109
Just discovered TV show that’s been running for 5 years. SCORE 297
Hey, I just met you. SCORE 124
Dog logic. SCORE 281
When I’m feeling sick… SCORE 180
Oh really? SCORE 174
Did you know? SCORE 233
I > You. SCORE 272
Cats are jerks. SCORE 218
No matter how bad your day seems… SCORE 167
It’s true. SCORE 209
Scumbag Golden Retriever. SCORE 255
U wanna pizza me? SCORE 181
Chase all the strings! SCORE 127
How politics work. SCORE 298
Every time. SCORE 182
How I feel about people that say “YOLO.” SCORE 207
Do want. SCORE 248
YOLO. SCORE 128
Reading yoga. SCORE 223
Every public bathroom ever. SCORE 229
Cats are jerks. SCORE 138
Hello, Turtle? SCORE 217
My life is a constant battle… SCORE 230
