Arby’s… SCORE 92
Me: Wait, you’re a Baskin Robbins AND a Dunkin Donuts?! Because I have an idea. Them: Let me get a manager. SCORE 103
It’s time SCORE 97
Weird SCORE 46
Working as a non-smoker SCORE 85
I’m Trying To Get Out Of The Shower SCORE 80
Toilet lights are good for navigating darkness or helping children speak to demons. SCORE 71
First Ever Monster Truck Front Flip! SCORE 79
Two brazilian fireman rescued a pretty fabulous sloth.. SCORE 82
Me after spending all Saturday gaming. SCORE 76
Gotta love Snake SCORE 83
Got it? Good. SCORE 68
They’re really stretching for things to criticise her for at this stage… SCORE 121
Under Water SCORE 98
Don’t give in! SCORE 85
Terrifying Fireproof Human Skull Logs For Camping Trip SCORE 99
Sedimentary layer cake SCORE 95
My grandfather opened a plumbing business after WWII. The telephone number was "40". SCORE 95
When my wife lets the dishes and dirty laundry build up in hopes that I will do them. SCORE 65
Time to rethink your brand name. SCORE 69
Jimmy Fallon …. SCORE 97
Buying golf clubs around Glasgow on Facebook… SCORE 108
Alcohol vs. Marijuana SCORE 83
My cat recently discovered the dog bed SCORE 95
My reaction would be the same. SCORE 128
Time to durr my hurr SCORE 96
George R.R. Martin, ladies & gentlemen SCORE 147
Totally SCORE 87
I Keep Thinking Oh Man, I’m So Immature. SCORE 116
I saw a lot new faces going all out at the gym today. SCORE 78
Meeting my girlfriends parents.. SCORE 66
Can’t deny that spark SCORE 109
