I can’t believe you’ve done this… SCORE 22
The seagull footprints around this trash can with a bagel in it… SCORE 26
*mom intensifies* SCORE 24
This restaurant has a discount for being friendly. SCORE 36
Change is good SCORE 36
GOT’EEEEM SCORE 19
Papa, no. SCORE 19
Well played… SCORE 23
Thanks I hate it. SCORE 38
Well, yes, but actually uh huh SCORE 28
Why you do this? SCORE 13
Nailed it. – Dad, probably. SCORE 22
spiders in the tub SCORE 32
It’s the catnip way. SCORE 19
Extreme buzz life. SCORE 23
You are a got dam hero SCORE 29
Shine bright like a diamond. SCORE 24
SCIENCE! SCORE 40
I’ve had exactly enough of you. SCORE 16
Funny money. SCORE 18
A medieval scribe doodled some penises on this Latin manuscript from the 1400s. SCORE 26
Baby, no. SCORE 20
Bro Bump SCORE 38
I am your grandmother now… SCORE 27
Hot or not SCORE 24
Go home, ball. SCORE 26
This Waterboy wrap on my local tire shops’ water fountain. SCORE 19
Keys. Phone. Wallet. Ready. SCORE 20
This robot exists to push the hay closer to the cows. SCORE 29
Back in My Day… SCORE 30
Seems legit SCORE 33
This USA Flag landed on Normandy Beach at D-Day, now returned to the USA as a gift from the Netherlands SCORE 30
