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Only+slightly+terrifying.
Always+add+an+expiry+date%26%238230%3B+noob.
Always add an expiry date… noob. SCORE 50
the+darkest+time+is+all+the+time.
the darkest time is all the time. SCORE 41
New+Tesla+Model%3F
New Tesla Model? SCORE 33
Egyptians+are+pokemon+professors
Egyptians are pokemon professors SCORE 45
OK+but+have+you+seen+those+n+a+c+h+o+s%3F
OK but have you seen those n a c h o s? SCORE 14
Pre-med+is+nothing+but+games.
Pre-med is nothing but games. SCORE 43
Ashton+Kutcher+took+a+photo+of+a+paparazzo+sitting+outside+his+2+years+old%26%238217%3Bs+daycare.
Ashton Kutcher took a photo of a paparazzo sitting outside his 2 years old’s daycare. SCORE 53
Jim%2C+you+animal.
Jim, you animal. SCORE 47
This+is+the+ice+we+needed+this+summer.
This is the ice we needed this summer. SCORE 25
Y%26%238217%3Ball+make+no+sense+these+days.
Y’all make no sense these days. SCORE 73
I+am+so+sure+you+get+my+point.
I am so sure you get my point. SCORE 13
Ah.+Seppuku+it+is%26%238230%3B
Ah. Seppuku it is… SCORE 16
Absolutely+nothing+could%2C+or+will%2C+go+wrong.
Absolutely nothing could, or will, go wrong. SCORE 16
You+are+in+the+wrong+neighbourhood%2C+Amorphophallus+titanum%26%238230%3B
You are in the wrong neighbourhood, Amorphophallus titanum… SCORE 31
Tulip+Field+in+the+Netherlands
Tulip Field in the Netherlands SCORE 41
Friends+with+hors.
Friends with hors. SCORE 46
It%26%238217%3Bs+all+good.
It’s all good. SCORE 48
Hey+at+least+you%26%238217%3Bre+not+in+jail+yet%26%238230%3B+right%3F
Hey at least you’re not in jail yet… right? SCORE 12
I+am+very+strong+%2Aquack%2A
I am very strong *quack* SCORE 27
Oh+how+the+turn+tables+turn.
Oh how the turn tables turn. SCORE 30
%2AOSHA+has+pressed+F+in+chat%2A
*OSHA has pressed F in chat* SCORE 37
Ricks+Roll+Out.
Ricks Roll Out. SCORE 27
%2ACRONCH%2A
*CRONCH* SCORE 26
The+rare+and+lovely+Maltese+tiger
The rare and lovely Maltese tiger SCORE 45
Free+toilet+paper+with+purchase+of+this+haunted+house%21
Free toilet paper with purchase of this haunted house! SCORE 22
Why+aren%26%238217%3Bt+we+funding+this%3F
Why aren’t we funding this? SCORE 51
WELL+THEN
WELL THEN SCORE 17
Not+gonna+happen%2C+Deb.
Not gonna happen, Deb. SCORE 35
Tubing+down+the+riverrrrr.
Tubing down the riverrrrr. SCORE 34
They+take+their+drive-thru+tacos+very+seriously.
They take their drive-thru tacos very seriously. SCORE 22
I+would+eat+them.
I would eat them. SCORE 40
When+verified+twitter+goes+to+war%26%238230%3B
When verified twitter goes to war… SCORE 56
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