Always add an expiry date… noob. SCORE 50
the darkest time is all the time. SCORE 41
New Tesla Model? SCORE 33
Egyptians are pokemon professors SCORE 45
OK but have you seen those n a c h o s? SCORE 14
Pre-med is nothing but games. SCORE 43
Ashton Kutcher took a photo of a paparazzo sitting outside his 2 years old’s daycare. SCORE 53
Jim, you animal. SCORE 47
This is the ice we needed this summer. SCORE 25
Y’all make no sense these days. SCORE 73
I am so sure you get my point. SCORE 13
Ah. Seppuku it is… SCORE 16
Absolutely nothing could, or will, go wrong. SCORE 16
You are in the wrong neighbourhood, Amorphophallus titanum… SCORE 31
Tulip Field in the Netherlands SCORE 41
Friends with hors. SCORE 46
It’s all good. SCORE 48
Hey at least you’re not in jail yet… right? SCORE 12
I am very strong *quack* SCORE 27
Oh how the turn tables turn. SCORE 30
*OSHA has pressed F in chat* SCORE 37
Ricks Roll Out. SCORE 27
*CRONCH* SCORE 26
The rare and lovely Maltese tiger SCORE 45
Free toilet paper with purchase of this haunted house! SCORE 22
Why aren’t we funding this? SCORE 51
WELL THEN SCORE 17
Not gonna happen, Deb. SCORE 35
Tubing down the riverrrrr. SCORE 34
They take their drive-thru tacos very seriously. SCORE 22
I would eat them. SCORE 40
When verified twitter goes to war… SCORE 56