have you ever wanted to know what it would be like if godzilla ate you? SCORE 25
just say yes to goblin mode SCORE 17
’90s advertising was the wild west SCORE 15
the most wonderful time of the year SCORE 6
feel my fatness SCORE 18
cats, am i right? SCORE 35
where’s the lie? SCORE 17
thta’s the medicine SCORE 17
toxic relationships metaphor SCORE 24
gerald is doing the best he can SCORE 28
writing has really ruined reading for a whole generation SCORE 15
we got married immediately SCORE 20
fries never actually make it home, though SCORE 10
i want to experience the wonders of nature SCORE 18
taste testing all the rocks SCORE 19
retirement is near SCORE 22
do you like cake??? SCORE 24
acid for kids SCORE 30
inflation has finally gone too far SCORE 14
this is my lore SCORE 15
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you’ve been hit by, you’ve been struck by, a sith criminal SCORE -22
missed it by *that* much SCORE 27
my preciouses SCORE 14
welcome to hell SCORE 28
auditions begin tomorrow SCORE 16
the dip makes all the difference SCORE 19
it’s my job as a good husband SCORE 35
mosquitos, probably SCORE 31
i can hear space SCORE 25
this salad is hilarious! SCORE 9
it always comes back to reagan SCORE 10
move over mercury, i am the captain now SCORE 10
