This is how I know i’m getting old SCORE 36
the ultimate five-year plan SCORE 32
not my vacuum cleaner SCORE 21
it all makes sense now SCORE 32
he chose avocado over home ownership SCORE 42
the shape of soup SCORE 44
i’m a real smart ass SCORE 34
one bag of bread can’t hurt SCORE 30
worth every sin SCORE 33
i knew dragons were real! SCORE 54
vampire didn’t want to be undead anymore SCORE 45
he’s got a family to feed SCORE 43
he was frozen in char-bonite SCORE 34
she’s living the dream SCORE 43
come to daddy! SCORE 30
i missed the meeting SCORE 22
you’re gonna be here awhile SCORE 60
shit shit shit shit shit shit shit SCORE 36
i won mine in a raffle SCORE 46
fan theories SCORE 33
the original American badass SCORE 88
time to call it a day SCORE 34
the words just never come out right SCORE 38
rude diet SCORE 36
it was only a kiss, it was only a kiss SCORE 37
place your bets! SCORE 48
everything is south america now SCORE 46
oh sweet release SCORE 50
i’ve named them. they are my friends SCORE 37
i feel seen SCORE 31
cozy SCORE 36
who in the group chat are we talking about behind their back? SCORE 42
