pure happiness SCORE 20
happy birthday! SCORE 19
the cat isn’t fooled SCORE 31
this is me SCORE 39
did you hear the honk? SCORE 28
evil genius SCORE 13
more milk per milk SCORE 17
i gained 10 pounds reading this SCORE 20
get it together, dr fisher! SCORE 23
time is of the essence SCORE 17
waiting at the mental bus stop SCORE 27
it’s spelled krypto SCORE 19
always screaming SCORE 5
there goes my happiness SCORE 19
beer goes in, beer goes out SCORE 15
everything else sucks SCORE 16
with me, always SCORE 14
i don’t think he can SCORE 7
hasn’t failed me yet SCORE 26
It’s not working SCORE 12
the best way to wake up on the trampoline SCORE 31
the leaning tower of snowman SCORE 41
i have no idea what could have happened officers SCORE 17
dirty talk SCORE 22
crap SCORE 16
the worst SCORE 19
alien defector SCORE 20
you’ve been warned SCORE 22
flan from god SCORE 22
burns so good SCORE 4
that’s a snake SCORE 22
emailing this idea to my boss SCORE 8