I could listen to you all day. SCORE 26
Yer a bumblebee, hairy… SCORE 35
‘I did, I wrote that damn bill…’, Burnie. SCORE 25
Now that’s gangsta SCORE 26
What about second recess? SCORE 28
The box my sandwich came in turns into soil SCORE 31
Cuddling with her baby SCORE 48
Designed to crowdsource images for a timelapse SCORE 48
For both toddlers and drunk adults. SCORE 35
Powering up..r..r..r..rrreeeeeee! SCORE 30
The same but different… SCORE 34
Barack Obama’s letter regarding the El Paso and Dayton incidents. SCORE 21
Got ‘eeem SCORE 27
Pharmacists do so much SCORE 41
Blessed_pillow.exe SCORE 31
The reality of instagram modeling. SCORE 57
I would never put food down there… SCORE 23
‘Home at last’, the Bernie mumbled. SCORE 17
Moms may bite. SCORE 40
I’m too weak… SCORE 32
Be kind to each other. SCORE 39
Cute couple SCORE 33
This duck got spooked by a goldfish as I took this photo SCORE 36
I miss those 40min lectures SCORE 26
Also how I get my wife’s attention… SCORE 31
imagine the headlines on apple news SCORE 27
Say meatball SCORE 36
Oh wise panzer! SCORE 20
I’ll just ask the McWaiter instead SCORE 35
There’s a sniper post at the Superbowl event. SCORE 18
Till death. SCORE 39
This yardstick I found in my attic is old enough to have a single digit phone number. SCORE 35