Officer Karen McMuffin needs to switch to a Joan Fabrics career. SCORE 13
No one can prove they weren’t secretly married SCORE 40
50 cents is 50 cents… SCORE 35
Treat your kids well. SCORE 42
Pedophilia is not an accident… SCORE 40
Joffrey is currently filming his next venture. SCORE 21
Who cuts toast? SCORE 29
Thank you for the clarification. SCORE 24
Movie scene request SCORE 30
go outside and garden SCORE 46
Haven’t liked a selfie in a while… SCORE 36
Pride, NYC SCORE 36
Peak romance SCORE 32
Pike Place Market Seattle, WA, circa 2020 SCORE 48
Burrito tape. SCORE 29
Cosplay of the year award… CRONK SCORE 43
WAIT A MINUTE SCORE 30
Boinks not borks. SCORE 36
Can we get a public panel with the aforementioned authorities, please? SCORE 29
I do not believe you. SCORE 26
Looney Tunes is on HBO Max, BTW. SCORE 25
Magnolia Arkansas seems nice. SCORE 36
It’s a personal decision SCORE 39
A four-leaf clover made out of four-leaf and five-leaf clovers. SCORE 23
Essential items only. SCORE 34
They are trying so heard to keep us divided. SCORE 48
Y’all we just joined forces. SCORE 35
The media is performing exactly as they intend. SCORE 36
Motivational bear bro. SCORE 25
le sigh… SCORE 41
It’s a recipe for hot German potato salad, allegedly… SCORE 25
Chill, Will. SCORE 27