Came across this while I was reading extracts from a book for school which consisted of true things that were said in court... SCORE 104
Curiosity killed the cat. SCORE 141
The vet said to get him a tag. SCORE 123
February 14th is coming. SCORE 155
Monty Python SCORE 116
The models for American Gothic. SCORE 165
This hits too hard... SCORE 102
Offending people: John Cleese dump SCORE 184
How Hitler lost the war. SCORE 231
Expectation vs. Reality. SCORE 195
Hoos excited to get married? SCORE 93
Disney Princess in training SCORE 72
You're barking up the wrong tree SCORE 56
It doesn't matter... SCORE 240
Every. Single. Time. SCORE 190
Strength. SCORE 92
Congratulations... SCORE 774
Whenever I embarrass myself SCORE 100
iPhone 5S fingerprint reader recognizes cat's pawprints SCORE 99
Girls only have one thing on their minds... SCORE 281
*hugs Netflix* SCORE 154
The customer is always right SCORE 267
Leave it to the machines SCORE 94
Damn loud crinkly packaging SCORE 266
ISSA LEG, O SCORE 51
Some jokes are just that bad. SCORE 171
Unfinished business SCORE 130
Ending Pretentious Arguments SCORE 145
Artistic license. SCORE 179
me^rry = x-mas SCORE 152
Youtube likes those SCORE 94
That bird was a present! SCORE 119
