
In the "Let It Out" section of my local paper. SCORE 117

The Shire can't handle me. SCORE 181

Everybody poops. SCORE 227

Alternate ending FTW. SCORE 598

Chinese foot binding. SCORE -104

Place the word "only" anywhere in this sentence SCORE 199

A tree with spiraling roots. SCORE 186

Sleep deprivation with Spongebob SCORE 52

17, ma'am SCORE 106

Life Plane SCORE 139

I put a heart monitor on my dog. Now she looks like she's going to bust a meth lab. SCORE 87

How I feel about this years election. SCORE 227

Now Watch Me Make A Meal SCORE 97

The only thing that'd make Harry Potter better. SCORE 82

Satisfying geometry. SCORE 75

More snicker adds SCORE 162

1.6 billion USD worth of gold SCORE 77

The Bose Quietcomfart #2 SCORE 54

Did I choose the wrong occupation? SCORE 107

And just like that, a space race is born. SCORE 126

Pun! SCORE 126

They got their food 10 minutes ago... SCORE 49

You're not handicapped... SCORE 210

I like you a lottle. SCORE 301

New privacy options on Facebook SCORE 223

My reaction when... SCORE 230

They Don't Have A Clue SCORE 111

This always make me smile SCORE 209

Was not expecting that... SCORE 176

Calm down man! SCORE 124

how the f**k do you spell that? SCORE 53

30 Ton Beast SCORE 125