In the "Let It Out" section of my local paper. SCORE 117
The Shire can't handle me. SCORE 181
Everybody poops. SCORE 227
Alternate ending FTW. SCORE 598
Chinese foot binding. SCORE -104
Place the word "only" anywhere in this sentence SCORE 199
A tree with spiraling roots. SCORE 186
Sleep deprivation with Spongebob SCORE 52
17, ma'am SCORE 106
Life Plane SCORE 139
I put a heart monitor on my dog. Now she looks like she's going to bust a meth lab. SCORE 87
How I feel about this years election. SCORE 227
Now Watch Me Make A Meal SCORE 97
The only thing that'd make Harry Potter better. SCORE 82
Satisfying geometry. SCORE 75
More snicker adds SCORE 162
1.6 billion USD worth of gold SCORE 77
The Bose Quietcomfart #2 SCORE 54
Did I choose the wrong occupation? SCORE 107
And just like that, a space race is born. SCORE 126
Pun! SCORE 126
They got their food 10 minutes ago... SCORE 49
You're not handicapped... SCORE 210
I like you a lottle. SCORE 301
New privacy options on Facebook SCORE 223
My reaction when... SCORE 230
They Don't Have A Clue SCORE 111
This always make me smile SCORE 209
Was not expecting that... SCORE 176
Calm down man! SCORE 124
how the f**k do you spell that? SCORE 53
30 Ton Beast SCORE 125
