I need one of these SCORE 128
Dad, please stop. SCORE 251
Biggest losing streak yet! SCORE 68
Help end the violence. SCORE 277
This door is alarmed. SCORE 387
Am I hungry? SCORE 75
The longest part of morning SCORE 66
You know that balding look ? ..say no more fam SCORE 55
When women pack vs. When men pack. SCORE 147
What studios own what. SCORE 130
You have enemies? SCORE 593
The older you are the funnier it is SCORE 161
Future grandpa's of America SCORE 67
The new Mario Kart is amazing. SCORE 63
20 minutes into my Physics exam... SCORE 110
Meowzart, The Cat Genius SCORE 32
My dog looks like the girl from that meme SCORE 48
Can I stand under your umbrella?? SCORE 127
Baby Announcements Can be Savage SCORE 131
Melk SCORE 71
Pronunciation matters SCORE 292
Grief-bacon. SCORE 276
Rescued kitty initially blind from eye infection, recovers sight SCORE 141
If I find myself pushing 60, I didn't live right. SCORE 70
Ducks Wearing Funny Clothes SCORE 140
The Relationship I Want SCORE 154
When You Mix A Husky And A German Shepherd SCORE 122
Downtown Chicago at night. SCORE 155
Toilet lights are good for navigating darkness or helping children speak to demons. SCORE 68
My dog was extremely tired, but just HAD to follow me into the bathroom in the middle of the night. SCORE 165
Worrying SCORE 120
Sleep in the kitchen. SCORE 184
