Exit the womb they said… SCORE 98
The Many-Faced God SCORE 52
Eye makeup at it’s best SCORE 44
When you start to lose weight… SCORE 70
Metal men SCORE 235
So that’s how it went down… SCORE 48
Today I Learned Trump is Batman SCORE -14
Snow White’s secret SCORE 132
When someone from work starts explaining to me how many calories are in my lunch… SCORE 110
Eating Popcorn SCORE 66
I wonder what song the Little Mermaid was singing… SCORE 38
Show me where the pain is SCORE 68
I agree with the public on this one SCORE 94
The true Christian way SCORE 123
No thank you… SCORE 81
This is not a joke. SCORE 130
When the underwire in your bra snaps SCORE 69
The Excuse Creator SCORE 62
Why Female Friendships Are Important SCORE 156
What have you done to the wolf?! SCORE 104
The most annoying people at the gym SCORE 97
He never left the bucket… SCORE 87
Grown-ups must eat Sad Meals SCORE 127
What being an adult is like SCORE 72
A Thai Elephant Named Mosha Gets A Prosthetic Leg SCORE 102
My Promise To My Children SCORE 35
Everybody Sucks 2016 SCORE 100
Tiny Knitted And Crocheted Creatures SCORE 70
He does make a point… SCORE 52
Right in the unemployment SCORE 117
Every few years Tom Hanks plays a slightly more serious Captain. SCORE 108
Me explaining underwear to aliens SCORE 110
