w-well…i-it’s not pink…it’s salmon ;) SCORE 31
want my McNumber? SCORE 5
which one are you? SCORE 31
honestly i’ve been feeling the need for them since 25 SCORE 24
a true classic SCORE -9
consider this fact SCORE 20
uhh, da pizza is-a very benne SCORE 15
that feeling when you get the wind knocked outta ya SCORE 7
or quoting your favorite commercials because you couldnt skip them SCORE 46
i have important research to do SCORE 23
aw, rats SCORE 22
the reader vs viewer wars continue SCORE 19
this what people mean when they tell me i’m foxy SCORE 30
if you find some, lmk SCORE 15
when i lived at home, this was me 100% SCORE 22
the perfect hybrid of generational performance SCORE 35
how about a short vacation to the fridge SCORE 19
good as new… SCORE 25
“basically since i was a baby” SCORE 18
honestly, a pretty good one SCORE 40
gee, that sure happens fast SCORE 39
that lunch was the bomb! SCORE 25
where do i apply SCORE 12
a masterclass in professionalism SCORE 24
elijah wood you look at that SCORE 14
spicy water(TM) SCORE 17
“trust me, nuwave country rap n roll is here to stay” SCORE 17
putting the “art” in “chart” SCORE 30
my ancestors would be so ashamed SCORE 19
perfect suggestion, netflix SCORE 9
never seen a more perfect metaphor SCORE 15
no, *I’m* the funny friend SCORE 13