Sadly, I can relate. SCORE 147
I never run with scissors. SCORE 175
Friend level: Ginger. SCORE 115
That awkward moment when… SCORE 137
A forever puppy! SCORE 390
I hate that moment. SCORE 148
All the Navies! SCORE 172
Just Bill Murray SCORE 11
You know you’re nothing without me! SCORE 1
Beyonce’s zoo shoes. SCORE -260
Please be troll. SCORE 230
The only Harlem Shake that I approve of. SCORE 252
Wisdom from Benjamin Franklin. SCORE 220
Seems legit. SCORE 150
What you never knew you never knew, about Pocahontas. SCORE 193
Accurate. SCORE 257
New books. SCORE 200
Chatting with my English friend. SCORE 7
I’m not sure what to believe anymore. SCORE 390
I love you. SCORE 20
There’s plenty of fish in the sea. SCORE 84
I used to be a people person… SCORE 130
The shelf life of food. SCORE 77
Friends. SCORE 215
You could claim anything is real… SCORE 197
How people see me. SCORE 233
When you offer someone gum… SCORE 154
What slouch skinny jeans look like. SCORE 273
We may be stupid and fat, but I know an insult when I see one. SCORE 297
I did Nazi that coming… SCORE 194
How marriage works. SCORE 65
I once had a goldfish who would break dance on the carpet… SCORE 194
