Twice is a coincidence, three times is a pattern SCORE 154
We adopted our foster son today. The Honorable Judge Iron Man presiding. SCORE 145
The main advantage of CCTV camera SCORE 134
Show me on the horcrux where he touched you SCORE 74
Posting this without glasses SCORE 138
Cat logic SCORE 98
When a dog hears that he will get an injection. SCORE 118
Adulting Stickers SCORE 48
Jurassic Bark SCORE 103
The difference between dogs and cats SCORE 90
When I try to be healthy SCORE 82
I guess one upside to a Trump presidency is that I get to say this for four years SCORE 56
The Real Cost Of School… SCORE 166
GOOD TIMES SCORE 80
If you were my boyfriend… SCORE 88
Together…? SCORE 50
What is a word for funny, yet soul crushing? SCORE 82
Amy Schumer promised to leave for Canada if Trump wins, billboards are popping up in LA exposing her for not following through SCORE 40
Laziest cat ever SCORE 85
The Simpsons on Trump’s win SCORE 71
We’re gonna need a space wall SCORE 92
Can you not? SCORE 107
One owl to rule them all SCORE 82
extroverts and introverts SCORE -17
Future Lawyer SCORE 100
We were so innocent back then, so pure. SCORE 64
Hey, bro… SCORE 48
I Hope This Guy Finds Love On Tinder SCORE 123
Cabbage geometry SCORE 72
spiders are nerds SCORE 65
Unlikely friendship SCORE 75
I just found my senior quote SCORE 92