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You+thought+I+was+dead%3F+Acting%26%238230%3B
I+love+a+good+pile+of+carrots.
I love a good pile of carrots. SCORE 19
Generally.
Generally. SCORE 22
Meet+the+quota%26%238230%3B
Meet the quota… SCORE 26
First+ever+documented+rage+quit
First ever documented rage quit SCORE 23
A+girl+wearing+a+Supergirl+costume+pays+respects+at+RBG%26%238217%3Bs+casket.
A girl wearing a Supergirl costume pays respects at RBG’s casket. SCORE 30
Sing+me+the+song+of+someone+elses+people.
Sing me the song of someone elses people. SCORE 22
%2Agreetings+in+parseltongue%2A
*greetings in parseltongue* SCORE 32
Flesh+tone+Crayola+keeping+things+fresh.
Flesh tone Crayola keeping things fresh. SCORE 21
Find+ya+self.
Find ya self. SCORE 25
Big+Gulp
Big Gulp SCORE 16
There%26%238217%3Bs+a+Darth+Vader+head+gargoyle+on+the+Washington+Cathedral
There’s a Darth Vader head gargoyle on the Washington Cathedral SCORE 21
%5Bbutt%5Dernut+squash.
[butt]ernut squash. SCORE 24
Well+hello+baby%26%238230%3B
Well hello baby… SCORE 26
The+thing+about+libraries+is%26%238230%3B
The thing about libraries is… SCORE 37
A+jumbo+elephant+carefully+climbing+a+wall+to+steal+mangoes+from+a+safari+lodge%26%238217%3Bs+tree.
A jumbo elephant carefully climbing a wall to steal mangoes from a safari lodge’s tree. SCORE 31
Haw-Yee
Haw-Yee SCORE 29
This+guy%26%238217%3Bs+lost+it%26%238230%3B
This guy’s lost it… SCORE 29
Message+received.
Message received. SCORE 22
Nerds%2C+by+size+distribution.
Nerds, by size distribution. SCORE 28
We+must+go%21
We must go! SCORE 23
The+future+is+currently+unsupported%26%238230%3B
The future is currently unsupported… SCORE 24
People+on+unemployment+since+April+have+paid+more+taxes%26%238230%3B
People on unemployment since April have paid more taxes… SCORE 24
Would+you+get+a+load+of+this+guy%26%238230%3B
Would you get a load of this guy… SCORE 29
I+could+be+a+health+teacher.
I could be a health teacher. SCORE 25
And+my+vote.
And my vote. SCORE 28
Highly+effective+fencing.
Highly effective fencing. SCORE 25
for+the+cost+of+one+cup+of+coffee%26%238217%3B+you+too+can+sponsor+an+American
for the cost of one cup of coffee’ you too can sponsor an American SCORE 33
Get+ya+hair+did.
Get ya hair did. SCORE 26
Gotta+hit+my+calorie+goals+for+the+day.
Gotta hit my calorie goals for the day. SCORE 26
18th+century+Norwegian+tree+house.
18th century Norwegian tree house. SCORE 24
Just+pre-covid+things%26%238230%3B
Just pre-covid things… SCORE 10
It%26%238217%3Bs+a+nice+boulder%26%238230%3B
It’s a nice boulder… SCORE 30
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Tale+as+old+as+time.
Tale as old as time. SCORE 29
The+chilly+box+is+becoming+self-aware%26%238230%3B
The chilly box is becoming self-aware… SCORE 26
%26%238230%3Bof+course+they+drive+a+Ford.
…of course they drive a Ford. SCORE 5
You%26%238217%3Bll+be+alright%2C+kid.
You’ll be alright, kid. SCORE 32
Are+ya+ready+kid%3F
Are ya ready kid? SCORE 14
Just+ask+her+to+grab+it+for+you%26%238230%3B
Just ask her to grab it for you… SCORE 25
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