Tito’s won’t save you now! SCORE 29
Biden is the Obama we’ve all been waiting for! SCORE 22
It’s enough to make a grown man cry SCORE 31
this is my life meow… SCORE 28
The darkness is cost effective. SCORE 37
Bat-mow-down! SCORE 21
That’s enough chocolate to raise somebody from the grave… SCORE 18
You got it, dude… SCORE 20
I was glued to the story… SCORE 20
Step out the car please, ma’am. SCORE 18
Cursed strumming. SCORE 15
Broiled doggo? SCORE 24
We’ll take the lot! SCORE 27
Smashing time travel! SCORE 20
Simpsons did it first? SCORE 24
Recycle, reduce, reuse. SCORE 18
Love you, Dwigt. SCORE 32
When your publisher is only in it for the money. SCORE 28
Shagadelic writing. SCORE 28
Science is cruel. SCORE 28
The Dracula Parrot vants to suck your blooood. SCORE 22
My dad brought be in to this world, too. SCORE 28
Orbital computing. SCORE 35
I could use a demon or two… SCORE 31
I would go to this light show… SCORE 36
Taxes and what not. SCORE 24
Harness the matrix for your own good. SCORE 13
Do better. Keep it to tiurse SCORE 33
Just a couple of fans. SCORE 34
You stop that right now. SCORE 20
COMING IN HOT! SCORE 18
He promised he doesn’t see color anymore… SCORE 26
