Wait until she learns about HOA fees SCORE 47
Just keep swimming SCORE 37
*Googles “Gordan Ramsey lamb sauce”* SCORE 28
It also counts as exercise SCORE 27
My resume lied SCORE 30
request denied SCORE 30
Faith in humanity lost SCORE -6
Sounds painful SCORE 28
What did you say about my fluffkins? SCORE 28
Live long and prosper… SCORE 32
My dream day SCORE 24
Problem solved SCORE 42
I love that spatula so much SCORE 62
Or maybe Ghostface just won the lottery? SCORE 42
Bosses hear what they wanna hear SCORE 62
Catosaurus Rex SCORE 31
With great power, comes great responsi-poo-lity SCORE 40
All hail King Kitten SCORE 27
The end is nigh SCORE 39
Meet me outside the saloon at high noon SCORE 24
The truth is self evident SCORE 27
Those aren’t pigeons. Those are demon birds SCORE 40
True friendship SCORE 23
Don’t even breathe SCORE 10
One meow to rule them all SCORE 31
Flying first class SCORE 24
Personal space doesn’t exist in the ocean SCORE 26
That’s gonna leave an internal mark SCORE 37
Fake smile and nod SCORE 25
ENCORE! SCORE 22
What year is ist? SCORE 34
When life gives you lemons, eat your laptop SCORE 31