Look into my beard… You are getting very sleepy. SCORE 96
Behind every Emo is a dissappointed parent. SCORE 0
Never forget. SCORE 253
That’s just mean. SCORE 131
Welcome to the internet. SCORE 75
They say you die twice… SCORE 275
Time changes everything. SCORE 228
Guns don’t kill people… SCORE 91
Mother of toilet seats. SCORE 240
Vodka vs. Wine. SCORE 146
Cartoon fights are the best. SCORE 138
I need to talk to you. SCORE 214
Pun! SCORE 184
The Gillette Gentleman. SCORE 151
Whenever I read a good book. SCORE 343
Because, reasons. SCORE 55
Because, reasons. SCORE 151
What happens when gingers go in the sun. SCORE 114
Nothing tastes as good as being thin feels. SCORE 104
I think this dog is in love. SCORE 143
That’s what you call a conundrum. SCORE 151
This guy just has a really hard time with zippers. SCORE 158
Feed me, human! SCORE 141
The Dark Knight Rises: Sausage edition. SCORE 13
How to choose friends in the summer. SCORE 121
OMG so fun! SCORE 129
How to date a check. SCORE 108
Would not bang SCORE -4
World’s happiest animal? The quokka. SCORE 310
Seems legit. SCORE 208
How all airplanes should be. SCORE 321
Faith in humanity, restored. SCORE 205
