Grass Fence SCORE 215
You’re leaving? SCORE 99
Every time. SCORE 123
What I think when people stare at me. SCORE 137
ACTUAL BUTTERFACE. SCORE 0
Don’t let yesterday use up too much of today. SCORE 114
Origami for absolute beginners. SCORE 144
China vs Germany SCORE 294
Says Kanye… SCORE -89
One Ring to rule them all… SCORE 7
Scumbag Steve as a father. SCORE 137
BURN! SCORE 232
Finally caught it. SCORE 134
Accurate. SCORE 174
The gun lamp. SCORE 53
World’s best analrapist mug. SCORE 55
Unless it’s piss. SCORE 145
I’m sure I saw a mouse up here somewhere… SCORE 10
Finally. SCORE 345
Ten-foot poles. SCORE 112
Rock bottom. SCORE 295
The months of the beard. SCORE 91
Why I like pie charts. SCORE 96
How the internet works. SCORE 181
TEQUILA MOCKINGBIRD SCORE 191
Your coffee is ready. SCORE 144
Guys listen… SCORE 170
Don’t touch my cake SCORE 256
How women choose shampoo vs. How men choose shampoo. SCORE 134
A tea party with Alice. SCORE 63
Bad time to be an unstable 13 year old or a weird mom. SCORE 257
40 years later. SCORE 121
