Things my guinea pig does. SCORE 62
A Real Page Turner SCORE 100
Awkward SCORE 125
Juxtaposition SCORE 93
As a bagpiper… SCORE 155
Before and after adoption of our lab mix. He was going to be put down after being surrendered twice. SCORE 136
Getting called out has never felt so good. SCORE 162
Just saw Age of Ultron, now waiting for the flood of women. SCORE 142
I’m all tucked in :D SCORE 78
Morale is high this week.. SCORE 154
Slow Motion Glass Breakage SCORE 87
You really have to commit to the joke. SCORE 128
Don’t fight it… SCORE 81
George’s Takei’s gay test SCORE 103
Why did the chickens leave the village? SCORE 61
Racism is so American… SCORE 159
I’m not proud of it… SCORE 50
You could say I’m easily entertained. SCORE 75
Tests be like SCORE 100
Don’t text and walk — this happens every couple of months SCORE 83
Never turn down college for @VirtuHoe! SCORE 227
Student gave me this very convincing note in first period. SCORE 100
The lowest bar SCORE 137
Never thought vegetables could be terrifying SCORE 104
Well Played Indeed SCORE 110
Mom just wanted to party :/ SCORE 93
Snitches get stitches SCORE 155
Spotted this amazing door stop at work SCORE 106
We’re not on speaking terms, currently. SCORE 65
RIP Betty White SCORE 108
This can’t keep happening SCORE 144
Am I free to go? SCORE 104
