This Book Describes My Entire Life SCORE 54
I’m feelin’ it! SCORE 48
My dad looks just like this Magic the Gathering card SCORE 68
Ethiopian opal geode SCORE 58
Tying Shoes Penalty Kick SCORE 55
Disappointment SCORE 50
This kitteh has a better life than me, SCORE 61
hell ye… *yawn *sleeps again SCORE 57
People tell me and my wife all the time that we are going to die alone because we didn’t have kids. I’m always like! SCORE 58
While you’re at it what’s your social SCORE 73
Coachella SCORE 55
Hey gurl SCORE 20
Penguins have knees inside their bodies. SCORE 64
I bring you: The Light! SCORE 68
Sorry baby. SCORE 44
I’d like to order one carnal supreme please. SCORE 33
"New Yorkers stop to watch the "Seinfeld" finale in Times Square – May 14, 1998" SCORE 79
Brofish SCORE 75
I’m going to be ok. SCORE 54
You think I’m cute? Sounds fake, but okay SCORE 83
Sitting on a napkin, thinking about murder… SCORE 70
I guess it’s a conference call… SCORE 109
I am hopeful SCORE 55
Do what you love and you’ll never have to work SCORE 56
Cool looking danger noodle SCORE 57
That’s how the ant goes. SCORE 51
Classic Gordon Ramsey. SCORE 56
I made a birthday cake for my boyfriend but I forgot how old he was turning. SCORE 70
This Bird Landed On The Page About Itself… SCORE 69
Few seconds till Happiness. 1955. SCORE 99
I am the lion now SCORE 80
Awwwww, that’s acute! SCORE 50
