I once had a goldfish who would break dance on the carpet… SCORE 194
Ladies… SCORE 173
Princess Darth Vader. SCORE 288
We may be stupid and fat, but I know an insult when I see one. SCORE 297
Sadly, I can relate. SCORE 147
What I imagine people watching me play Pokemon on the subway are thinking. SCORE 198
There’s plenty of fish in the sea. SCORE 84
What you never knew you never knew, about Pocahontas. SCORE 193
Your math teacher is a liar. SCORE 176
Seems legit. SCORE 150
Root beer, squared. SCORE 311
A forever puppy! SCORE 390
How people see me. SCORE 234
I’m not sure what to believe anymore. SCORE 390
I love you. SCORE 20
New books. SCORE 200
Friends. SCORE 215
I did Nazi that coming… SCORE 193
You know you’re nothing without me! SCORE 1
Daryl on an actual zombie apocalypse. SCORE 197
Just Bill Murray SCORE 12
Beyonce’s zoo shoes. SCORE -261
I used to be a people person… SCORE 131
I never run with scissors. SCORE 175
What slouch skinny jeans look like. SCORE 273
The only Harlem Shake that I approve of. SCORE 253
Wisdom from Benjamin Franklin. SCORE 220
Surely Im not the only one.. SCORE 174
I hate that feeling. SCORE 223
Rethink your drink. SCORE 152
Please be troll. SCORE 194
How I cook pizza at home. SCORE 226
