Real brand slogans SCORE 73
Sometimes I wonder why I hate everybody. SCORE 132
Bacon s'mores? Yes, please! SCORE 47
GOT 'EEM SCORE 20
New motivation to be bilingual: Screw with people screwing with me. SCORE 227
Back When Education Was For The 99% SCORE 205
pants are hard SCORE 13
Goosebumps SCORE 124
Words. SCORE 1648
Ashamed to say that I read it the same way SCORE 171
Educate thyself on the many windows. SCORE 21
Except the dog who gives you the glove thumb. SCORE 264
Every time you play hangman... SCORE 116
Whistling noise coming from the engine! SCORE 131
Don't hate me because you're a douche. SCORE 76
Remote Alaskan village's monthly mail delivery. SCORE 26
The new MGM logo. SCORE 269
Gaming time SCORE 60
Sock, Shoe, Sock, Shoe SCORE 153
You'd be surprised SCORE 168
Family is there for you. SCORE 34
A polychromatic paint job. SCORE 168
College life, basically. SCORE 26
Coke display at local Target SCORE 155
Inspired by Mary Poppins SCORE 28
So fresh and so googly... SCORE 13
Kitty litter. SCORE 23
Everyone likes an origin story. SCORE 27
Playing hangman with my son SCORE 120
How I feel now that finals are over and summer vacation is starting SCORE 192
What do you want to be when you grow up? SCORE 168
But why?! SCORE -228
