job well done. time to take a break SCORE 22
picasso did not age well SCORE 20
bob ross holding a baby raccoon in case you’re having a bad day SCORE 22
god must have been drunk when he came up with the idea for ducks SCORE 29
he always gets so excited when we take him to the snack park SCORE 23
wrinkled irony SCORE 28
all the pickles. you hear me? all. the. pickles! SCORE 19
the first rat to be inducted into the rock and roll hall of fame SCORE 20
muppets pride and prejudice starring adam driver SCORE 61
how you end up making pancakes for a family of 120 instead of your modest family of 4 SCORE 24
never go to page two of google results SCORE 12
there’s always one t-rex that manages to see imminent doom before all the other dinosaurs SCORE 27
taco trucks should be more like ice cream trucks SCORE 20
data requires a manual SCORE 10
you’re just fluffy, and don’t let anyone tell you otherwise! SCORE 7
there’s no coming back from this SCORE 23
don’t date people you feel like you have to hide things from – like your stuffed animals SCORE 32
some people actually unpack when they come home from vacation SCORE 28
no better way to start the day then by putting of the start of the day SCORE 19
this would be the perfect car to get stuck behind in a rain storm SCORE 16
the size of the clock numbers won’t make a difference SCORE 24
if you own a cat, always watch your step SCORE 26
randomly pick eggs to keep your future food guessing SCORE 10
when someone sees you singing alone in your car SCORE 22
for lease navidad SCORE 21
the email never finds me well SCORE 15
looking for a discount? Here’s a clever hack to try SCORE 17
sorry cakey SCORE 20
pouring water on a spoon while doing the dishes SCORE 20
modern people aren’t built to survive in fantasy novels SCORE 14
a new horcrux has been discovered SCORE 0
i will never stop hitting “remind me tomorrow” SCORE 28