
Oh hipsters… SCORE 130

Women’s logic. SCORE -75

I need dis. SCORE 203

A cat’s life. SCORE 0

Onion rings. SCORE 158

My dream. SCORE 134

Big cats also like boxes. SCORE 164

Touché… SCORE 264

Tis but a scratch. SCORE 215

Wings SCORE 7

Betcha Can’t SCORE -2

There’s nothing stronger than love. SCORE 169

Oh hot reservoir. SCORE 387

Goldfish problems. SCORE 180

Just perfect. SCORE 21

Life in the woods. SCORE 133

Why I hate movie theaters. SCORE 180

Science FTW! SCORE 153

Friends vs. Best friends. SCORE 226

Sweet, but not quite right. SCORE 0

We’ve all had that moment. SCORE 111

You are traffic. SCORE 242

There may be a spy among us. SCORE 214

It isn’t. SCORE 183

Just a puppy. SCORE 181

Dear shaving commercials. SCORE 254

Scumbag alcohol. SCORE 65

Harry Potter’s iPhone. SCORE 208

This is what I feel like now! SCORE 12

Attack! SCORE 200

So many puns! SCORE 136

Jenga! SCORE 198