OK BUT DID YOU EVEN COUNT THE WORDS? SCORE 25
I would eat them. SCORE 40
Tubing down the riverrrrr. SCORE 34
Movie Magic SCORE 27
The time to eat has arrived. SCORE 20
I want to believe. SCORE 28
Ah. Seppuku it is… SCORE 16
Olden but golden SCORE 19
Free toilet paper with purchase of this haunted house! SCORE 22
OK but have you seen those n a c h o s? SCORE 14
*CRONCH* SCORE 26
Absolutely nothing could, or will, go wrong. SCORE 16
No, this is patrick SCORE 41
Hello, old friend. SCORE 24
A well timed dear fact. SCORE 23
They take their drive-thru tacos very seriously. SCORE 22
We’re never going to recover from this. SCORE 10
Hey at least you’re not in jail yet… right? SCORE 12
It’s not safe to look that similar to iced cream… SCORE 23
Clear this up for me. SCORE 39
the darkest time is all the time. SCORE 41
Extreme snow shoveling. SCORE 47
I am very strong *quack* SCORE 27
WELL THEN SCORE 17
I didn’t realize you could lease a falcon. SCORE 29
In other news Musk Corp just acquired Coca Cola SCORE 23
I am so sure you get my point. SCORE 13
treat? SCORE 25
When verified twitter goes to war… SCORE 56
*happy jedi noises* SCORE 19
Human 101, do not touch the dinosaurs. SCORE 20
Not gonna happen, Deb. SCORE 35