*gunshots* SCORE 22
It puts the lotion on… SCORE 35
luvutoobye *click* SCORE 29
Mama mia look at the pizza… SCORE 20
Please stop mowing the lawn, Charlotte… SCORE 22
Sparkling anxiety spritz… SCORE 45
We should buy them all??? SCORE 30
You’re probably fun at parties… SCORE 27
McDonald’s 1955-2019 SCORE 21
You go. SCORE 37
Getting my roommate to clean SCORE 40
Golden brushtail possii are cute. SCORE 29
It actually is this SCORE 36
Waitasecond… SCORE 39
Tuna contains high levels of mercury… probably. SCORE 16
The problem with toaster engineers… SCORE 33
Robot puts a baby to bed… SCORE 23
I was walking home from CVS this morning when the wind blew my receipt out of my hand. SCORE 32
Big Buddha is watching, always watching… SCORE 23
Penwing instincts. SCORE 30
You really nailed it, pup. SCORE 31
Gaze in to the potat🥔 SCORE 33
Suddenly round of applause! SCORE 47
You can do this. SCORE 47
Cha cha real smooth… SCORE 28
Hah! Look at this idiota! SCORE 33
This one hit my funny bone… SCORE 34
There’s always one… SCORE 29
Cease your peasantry! SCORE 23
What sound would it make? SCORE 31
Can we phrase it differently, please? – Papa Dracula SCORE 24
Find a bin, honestly… SCORE 49
