Oh my lawd. SCORE 79
What a short time to be alive SCORE 55
The icon Target uses for onions at checkout SCORE 56
The things we do for each other… SCORE 82
Advanced Twitter SCORE 116
+ cry. SCORE 118
Yes Girl, Remix! SCORE 82
Safe pupper SCORE 81
Forbidden snack: The Banana Eel, named for its coloration and markings resembling a ripe banana SCORE 57
Every time. SCORE 37
Sorry about that… SCORE 56
Schrodinger’s Tupperware SCORE 48
Welcome! Our Kinder surrender checkpoints are your first stop, after which you are free to peruse our gun dispensaries… SCORE 72
Mama no. SCORE 51
Can’t teach an old lady new friends. SCORE 77
Exchanges with receipt only… SCORE 69
When you were blinded by the light, but seem to be doing OK now… SCORE 47
Marilyn Monroe and Choochoo, ~1948 SCORE 48
Funny not funny SCORE 55
Welp. This is my life now. SCORE 39
Challenge accepted… SCORE 63
A lobsters life for me! SCORE 43
I GUESS SCORE 45
Never forget the true king SCORE 59
The word of the puppo SCORE 55
Inconceivable. SCORE 57
Walk and talk its. SCORE 73
We live different lives. SCORE 58
Self depracating life hacks. SCORE 95
Washer/dryer combo for sale SCORE 73
This is what happens when you park in front of a fire hydrant. SCORE 79
This breaks the cat. SCORE 68