Stolen valor… SCORE 23
Jalapeño flavored M SCORE 11
Weaponized airbags OR This airbag succulents. SCORE 13
Passion is passion, whoever you are. SCORE 26
Get no respect around here… SCORE 20
Feel everything, occaisionally. SCORE 19
Ode to the parent. SCORE 26
My cheesecake cracked into a Pi. SCORE 22
Utah Transit Authority sign on a train SCORE 19
Dick The Halls With Boughs Of Holly… SCORE 20
Doughnuts on the side, probably. SCORE 24
It’s all about frozen this year… SCORE 18
Touch the butt! SCORE 28
It’s simple really… death. Lot’s of dying. SCORE 33
He’s so proud of his new job making meownimum wage. SCORE 30
Harry Potter Was Christian SCORE 22
You’ve tweeted your last twet. SCORE 23
Buckle up… SCORE 16
When life gives you lemons…? SCORE 21
High tech snac SCORE 7
The Snitch is breakfast. SCORE 24
The Bees, please… SCORE 18
Cousin of Crentist the Dentist. SCORE 21
HJÖNK SCORE 23
4th grade me coming back to school from my doctors appointment SCORE 21
An inseparable pair. SCORE 26
I did it! SCORE 17
There is a road in France called passage du gois, which can only be used twice a day for a few hours. Then it disappears under 13 feet of water. SCORE 23
ANGST SCORE 18
In Mexico, crosswalk man has a hat and a dog SCORE 19
G’day, Paul. SCORE 22
Look what you’ve done to the children… SCORE 17