Can you describe the snake that bit you? SCORE 105
Ooops? SCORE 118
Sometimes you got to fail to succeed. SCORE 160
Responding to compliments like… SCORE 92
He’s a meth lab SCORE 56
Sometime in the early 1900s SCORE 71
The eye of the tiger SCORE 113
Be careful who you call ugly in middle school SCORE 89
Growing up with glasses SCORE 133
In the event of an apocalypse… SCORE 96
This is adorable SCORE 135
Star Vars SCORE 55
Biologists vs. physicist vs. geologist SCORE 126
Why I don’t like the revolving gates at the subway station SCORE 46
When you break your leg, but… SCORE 71
When you cancel your uber SCORE 59
Tips for aspiring Jedi SCORE 102
Rio Olympics 2016 SCORE 61
I have a boyfriend SCORE 101
When my dentist asks when I last flossed SCORE 111
This was a question on my physics test SCORE 138
Whoever did this is a genius SCORE 110
Oh, Canada. SCORE 134
Things you can say about your suit but not your girlfriend SCORE 116
Just let me go SCORE 49
Decisions were easier in the 90s SCORE 104
That moment of realization… SCORE 103
The truth hurts SCORE 40
When I die… SCORE 130
Not even once SCORE 58
What do you do for fun? SCORE 101
They’re, their, and there SCORE 173
