one is never an option SCORE 10
have it their way SCORE 16
you can’t just… pick them off SCORE 11
at least the cat is using it, even if it’s not how intended SCORE 24
i don’t even know what my voicemail greeting is right now SCORE 14
the answer is whiskey SCORE 24
and that’s probably a low estimate SCORE 9
let the hate flow through you SCORE 21
putting your laundry away really opens the room up SCORE 24
worth the gas. would eat SCORE -3
all natural SCORE 22
til death do us part SCORE 22
hello old friend, it’s been too long SCORE 23
realizing no one was listening was the hard part SCORE 33
i put it on so i could fall asleep. i see this as an absolute win SCORE 17
you’re just a normal person, jimmy SCORE 29
i’m the devil and these are my eggs SCORE 17
like tears in the rain SCORE 2
whatever it takes SCORE 16
therapy burn SCORE 29
the astley paradox SCORE 19
the opposite of elon musk. too soon? SCORE 1
enter my what now? SCORE 27
boom SCORE 12
not a high success rate SCORE 25
how much emotional damage can one person really cause? SCORE 12
it’s the pup holder SCORE 31
i’m such a good boy. and handsome, too! SCORE 15
dreams are fun SCORE 28
guilty on all charges SCORE 15
we make each other laugh SCORE 23
his life will never be the same SCORE 26