Nothing beats having a beautiful, half-crazy woman by your side SCORE 86
Identifying with fictional characters SCORE 143
#stopit SCORE 98
The Clock Is Currently Running SCORE 61
Old Habits SCORE 81
That’s no way to live! SCORE 80
Moo moo mothertrucker SCORE 126
hurp de hurrrp SCORE 64
Joe Kinan was horribly burned in the 2003 Station nightclub fire, which killed his girlfriend Karla and 99 other people. Here he is in 2014, smiling with his newborn daughter, Hadley. SCORE 130
Medical alphabet. SCORE 81
It’s that time of year… SCORE 38
"I don’t mean to bother you but could I get a signature please?" SCORE 118
Sometimes I wonder who the real boss is around my house. SCORE 68
Can not unsee. SCORE 103
How Your Body Works SCORE 129
…so stick to eating only that portion? SCORE 67
This is called a hole punch cloud, and its got a rainbow going through it SCORE 92
My son accidentally left his favorite stuffed animal, Hamilton, on my dad’s farm. My dad had a little fun making a story out of it. SCORE 161
I love clapping like a seal SCORE 129
UPS driver has a sense of humor SCORE 99
The mayor of San Juan who was recently attacked for allegedly wanting everything done for her. SCORE 152
Smooth AF SCORE 101
One of life’s great questions SCORE 60
This is heartbreaking SCORE 76
I will eat your soul. SCORE 141
The Perfect Metaphor For My Life SCORE 123
Everything is a cover-up SCORE 137
That would be /so cool SCORE 67
Sarg, it won’t fit!… SCORE 76
STAAAAAHP!!! SCORE 119
huh… $43 M… SCORE 97
Mark Hamill replied to my tweet the other day on my new Landspeeder! SCORE 143
