never trust your pets with your fridge SCORE 12
the dream life SCORE 20
please sir, may i have another? SCORE 13
why i love weekends SCORE 17
they can’t be doing worse, right? SCORE 21
whoops SCORE 13
which star trek character are you? SCORE 11
never remove the mcdinosaur SCORE 22
book, try reading one SCORE 28
narrator *but they didn’t stop* SCORE 17
karma is coming for both of them SCORE 20
i have the worst luck SCORE 42
you’ve only made things worse SCORE 17
the modern dark reboot SCORE 9
if the moms don’t look like this, it’s not a pixar movie SCORE 22
it ain’t happening SCORE 9
and i’d watch them all SCORE 24
living on the edge! SCORE 31
‘not’ was never an option SCORE 17
modern life is so fulfilling SCORE 31
it’s just for the rest of my life SCORE 24
i’ll have way 23 please SCORE 34
prove me wrong SCORE 20
the more you know SCORE 19
how i get super powers SCORE 26
moths love lamp SCORE -2
i welcome the devil’s nap SCORE 23
not so silent but still deadly SCORE 13
stop arresting avocado dealers SCORE 26
thanks, mom SCORE 30
it started with a donut SCORE 19
socialism burn! SCORE 51
