leaving applebees the way god intended SCORE 11
clever girls SCORE 12
orson welles for peeps SCORE 13
staring at a menu SCORE 17
identifying with frankenstein’s monster SCORE 25
so hungry i could eat a horse SCORE 33
just a fluffy cow SCORE 28
surprised sea squirts SCORE 21
there is no middle ground SCORE 16
and then they get too nervous SCORE 20
no more cupcakes SCORE 26
plastic vampire fangs SCORE 15
downward spiral SCORE 22
delivery robot lost in the woods SCORE 29
a goose walks into a bar SCORE 15
tomorrow at 2 SCORE 19
birthday cod SCORE 28
failing at therapy SCORE 19
he needs his giraffe toy SCORE 29
friend of jason, husband of brandy SCORE 37
life as a mushroom SCORE 10
are you actually relaxing? SCORE 27
very smol awoo SCORE 26
i have a book SCORE 31
ready to flamingle SCORE 20
i love you in german SCORE 19
cargo shorts are cool SCORE 30
beaver blt SCORE 22
already did the stupid thing SCORE 29
this is why mermaids exist SCORE 28
if an alien came to visit SCORE 11
jabbacado toast SCORE 17