Well this is depressing. SCORE 4
Sir, may I trouble you for some pets? SCORE 11
OH NO OH NO NOOOOO SCORE 120
That’s a terrible surprise. SCORE 139
When I get home from work. SCORE 105
Favorite shows as drinks. SCORE 221
Group projects. SCORE 149
Colbert: NASA has found methane on Mars SCORE 149
Why You Don’t See Santa Claus SCORE 11
Go fishing with dad they said. “It will be fun” they said… SCORE 136
This one takes the cake for ugly and creative. SCORE 158
Claus Enough SCORE 7
Time. SCORE 133
The Perfect Gift SCORE 188
Things that have never, ever been said. SCORE 158
Germans. SCORE 3
Loki. SCORE 152
Potential bookmarks SCORE 120
#KimJongUnHasAStupidHaircut SCORE 12
The most non-offensive Christmas card. SCORE 9
Trying to teach my kids how the thermostat works. SCORE 127
When you see it. SCORE 5
For Lease Navidad SCORE 13
Colorblind. SCORE 136
Loud music. SCORE 15
Best Day of his life so far! SCORE 5
How I feel about Christmas. SCORE 8
If you think your life sucks… SCORE 83
First kisses are always terrible. SCORE 116
The shinbone. SCORE 94
Harry has great taste in music. SCORE 102
Boom pregnant! SCORE 14
