Every gym owner on January 1st. SCORE 11
Seriously. SCORE 214
Something is wrong with Rihanna, she is always in a corner SCORE 16
Game over. SCORE 15
Best Pillow EVER SCORE 12
Taking off my skinny jeans SCORE 10
Poem by a Hungry Cat SCORE 167
Blankets. SCORE 153
The Dying Squid SCORE 8
Pun! SCORE 140
I need easier goals… SCORE 17
When someone asks me how my life is going SCORE 8
Josh Hutcherson making fun of his own height. SCORE 269
Shut up and take my galactic credits! SCORE 11
Justin Timberlake. SCORE 233
C’mon man, there’re three bowls here SCORE 15
totally! SCORE 210
Pun! SCORE 198
I’ve read Harry Potter. SCORE 16
I owned the stage. SCORE 16
I’m drownin in it SCORE 11
Becoming a vegetarian… SCORE 176
Yes. Yes I would. SCORE 244
It has begun… SCORE 95
It’s that time of year again SCORE 8
How I spent my New Year’s Eve. SCORE 0
When I try to play sports SCORE 13
If I could have any super power. SCORE 157
Things you never hear SCORE 213
Walked into a Best Buy today… SCORE 198
Squid Hat SCORE -16
The 12 days of a doggy Christmas! SCORE 202