I yawned! SCORE 10
At least I can find the area of a triangle. SCORE 195
50 Shades Of Doge SCORE 20
BROFIST SCORE -3
How many more sessions doc? I’m not feeling any better. SCORE 13
What does Guy Fawkes Say? SCORE -3
I was mugged! SCORE 130
"Look Daddy, I’m a unicorn!" SCORE 170
Self checkout. SCORE 244
I love you more than… SCORE 122
Because Reasons SCORE 224
Chocolate doesn’t ask silly questions… SCORE 174
Man accidentally sets wife on fire at gas station SCORE -6
I’m not great at advice… SCORE 213
Surprise bedtime. SCORE 169
Some enemies lose the fight… SCORE 270
Meanwhile in Canada… SCORE 178
How is this possible? SCORE 277
Pink Freud. SCORE 161
I don’t want to smell those steams! SCORE 21
Seriously, don’t ever tell a sad person about the less fortunate SCORE 258
Disney princesses with beards. SCORE 127
Word! SCORE 19
My feelings toward college. SCORE 158
Mark Twain on death. SCORE 150
Thanks Max. SCORE 327
Wrong Show SCORE 191
A legit reason for not doing your homework. SCORE 280
The holidays are coming. SCORE 169
Truth. SCORE 182
I thought Thriller was 1980’s hits… SCORE 6
When in doubt, lick the door… SCORE 244
