resistance is optional SCORE 13
trained chef SCORE 32
it’s not how you start, it’s how you finish SCORE 26
erase my brain SCORE 5
when one small dog becomes two small dogs SCORE 32
drunk keith karaoke SCORE 21
welcome to the moo-trix SCORE 22
the fellowship of the ring SCORE 4
please just make the decision for me SCORE 15
social dragonfly SCORE 11
animal friends SCORE 36
important guest lecture SCORE 16
thinking about my next meal already SCORE 20
not lost cat SCORE 45
anyone up for margaritas? SCORE 12
whoops SCORE 20
the ultimate level of comfort SCORE 27
be courageous roomba SCORE 34
cat bird SCORE 41
that’s a bear SCORE 45
olive garden is for special occassions SCORE 34
don’t settle for less SCORE 6
the original lil wayne SCORE 9
soup boy SCORE 13
cats shall inherit the earth SCORE 30
are you a lollygagger or a dilly dallier? SCORE 32
content warning: adorable SCORE 24
don’t tickle me SCORE 18
proof of hair SCORE 28
pineapple man SCORE 21
turtlenecks are pointless SCORE 19
let her have astrology SCORE 18