I was walking home from CVS this morning when the wind blew my receipt out of my hand. SCORE 32
It actually is this SCORE 36
Local police think they funny. SCORE 34
What sound would it make? SCORE 31
Just like Jesus would do… SCORE 13
Find a bin, honestly… SCORE 49
Sparkling anxiety spritz… SCORE 45
Golden brushtail possii are cute. SCORE 29
The stretch is known. SCORE 36
Hah! Look at this idiota! SCORE 33
Paper straws are for the turtles. SCORE 21
You go. SCORE 37
By golly it IS a pen wing! SCORE 43
Pupper disagrees. SCORE 17
Can google birb vidz ples? SCORE 27
It’s not really funny, per se… SCORE 20
It puts the lotion on… SCORE 35
Doggo, tell us about yourself… SCORE 30
Waitasecond… SCORE 39
The great refillining. SCORE 32
*gunshots* SCORE 22
Getting my roommate to clean SCORE 40
Please stop mowing the lawn, Charlotte… SCORE 22
luvutoobye *click* SCORE 29
Gaze in to the potat🥔 SCORE 33
Here come the pig. SCORE 43
Danny, please. SCORE 35
Touring the world with your best doggo. SCORE 29
Suddenly round of applause! SCORE 47
Nailed it. SCORE 39
Penwing instincts. SCORE 30
You can do this. SCORE 47
