Donuts bring me joy. SCORE 60
Just blew my mind SCORE 102
A Slam Poem to Bacon (with Nick Offerman). SCORE 22
LOL SCORE 5
Well that’s depressing…. SCORE 183
Russian doll cellphones SCORE 3
wow… SCORE 1
Crunches are hard… SCORE 67
Ron Swanson. SCORE 66
Bacon s’mores? Yes, please! SCORE 46
Uh, maybe you shouldn’t have kids… SCORE 2
Harry Potter alphabet characters SCORE 20
Never trust a zombie. SCORE 111
Sage advice. SCORE 87
Better Fund This. SCORE -1
Things that blew your mind when you were a kid. SCORE 160
I heart the internet. SCORE 89
Proof that girls are evil. SCORE 232
Witnessing childbirth. SCORE 71
Sweet bodies. SCORE 182
It was so clean though… SCORE 0
A lovely self portrait. SCORE 121
Halloween is scary… SCORE 22
Family photos. SCORE 2
It’s cool… He’s famous. SCORE 208
Mr. Tea SCORE 102
You’ll have to break my heart to know all my secrets… SCORE 135
I’m gonna be a mighty king. SCORE 244
For all the ballers… SCORE 2
Get a tasty new look! SCORE 96
Eat me, please. SCORE 5
The cycles of life. SCORE 205