What patience looks like. SCORE 218
Bad time to be an unstable 13 year old or a weird mom. SCORE 257
The anteater panda. SCORE 138
The most unfortunate inventor. SCORE 134
How women choose shampoo vs. How men choose shampoo. SCORE 134
Your argument is invalid. SCORE 194
Oops… out of sexy… SCORE 212
An American soldier and a kangaroo in 1942. SCORE 190
I’m sure I saw a mouse up here somewhere… SCORE 10
I can’t wait for the holidays… to be over. SCORE 64
Assassin Time. SCORE 102
Cat crazy. SCORE 100
Yes, get pizza. SCORE 162
Punctuation matters SCORE 12
The Dark Knight surprises. SCORE 121
British gingers vs. American Gingers. SCORE 223
Gimme all yer money! I’m made of fire! SCORE 226
Why I like pie charts. SCORE 96
When is it ok to ask a woman if she is pregnant? SCORE 122
Hairdos for every day. SCORE 160
Finally. SCORE 345
Ten-foot poles. SCORE 112
Puberty in England. SCORE 277
Chocolate doesn’t ask silly questions. SCORE 138
How I punish my bike when it’s been bad. SCORE 101
Sometimes on the way to a dream… SCORE 136
How I learned to mind my own business SCORE 21
Accurate. SCORE 257
Unless it’s piss. SCORE 145
Says Kanye… SCORE -89
Watching my parents use a computer. SCORE 204
Don’t let yesterday use up too much of today. SCORE 114
