which do you choose? SCORE 23
they’re gonna get married SCORE 8
shit shit shit shit shit shit shit SCORE 36
the ultimate five-year plan SCORE 32
i knew dragons were real! SCORE 54
the words just never come out right SCORE 38
he was frozen in char-bonite SCORE 34
i missed the meeting SCORE 22
she’s living the dream SCORE 45
not my vacuum cleaner SCORE 22
everything is south america now SCORE 47
he chose avocado over home ownership SCORE 42
the original American badass SCORE 88
he’s got a family to feed SCORE 43
how is the eagle? SCORE 40
i can’t see my toes SCORE 27
cozy SCORE 36
come to daddy! SCORE 30
thanks for nothing mom and dad! SCORE 60
This is how I know i’m getting old SCORE 37
i feel seen SCORE 31
rude diet SCORE 36
place your bets! SCORE 48
thats a gangster move right there SCORE 17
vampire didn’t want to be undead anymore SCORE 45
yeah, no, that’s not mittens SCORE 41
the shape of soup SCORE 45
it all makes sense now SCORE 33
i’ve named them. they are my friends SCORE 37
it shouldn’t even be a word that exists SCORE 45
he’s thinking about the squirrel that got away SCORE 37
oh sweet release SCORE 50
