I can see my brain I rolled my eyes back so far SCORE 33
I was upset until I got to the reason SCORE 23
I knew the avocado fact! SCORE 37
Axe and you shall receive SCORE 50
A voice we can trust SCORE 54
Fatality SCORE 40
F.O.C.U.S. people SCORE 35
Anyone else relate to this too much? SCORE 34
And now the movie is ruined SCORE 34
Walmart parenting fails. Lol SCORE 29
Dreams do come true SCORE 65
Why would you farm coyotes? SCORE 66
The test results are in, and you are a terrible person SCORE -36
I’d be making s’mores over the fire SCORE 44
15, max. SCORE 51
Sizzle, pork, and (Google) maps SCORE 42
Squided really called it like she saw it SCORE 65
*puts postage stamp on baby alligator. Gets bit* SCORE 9
The universe had a score to settle SCORE 35
And I’ll do it again SCORE 38
Mother fluffer SCORE 39
How much does he spend on gas, though? SCORE 40
Edison was the original gangster SCORE 58
Marvel at my genius! SCORE 48
I laughed at this more than I should have SCORE 52
Always be nice to crows SCORE 30
I just became more metal SCORE 34
80 hours these days SCORE -19
Real American hero SCORE 41
The things men do to get laid… SCORE 16
Satan is a fish SCORE 42
Only on days that end in y SCORE 41