Never thought vegetables could be terrifying SCORE 104
You could say I’m easily entertained. SCORE 75
I’m all tucked in :D SCORE 79
Worth a try. SCORE 125
George’s Takei’s gay test SCORE 104
Tests be like SCORE 100
RIP Betty White SCORE 109
Am I free to go? SCORE 104
Never turn down college for @VirtuHoe! SCORE 227
Don’t fight it… SCORE 81
Anti-Paparazzi scarf that ruins photos by affecting flash photography SCORE 155
Just saw Age of Ultron, now waiting for the flood of women. SCORE 143
Why did the chickens leave the village? SCORE 61
Getting called out has never felt so good. SCORE 162
As a bagpiper… SCORE 155
This bench looks pretty unstable SCORE 71
I blew in it for you. SCORE 54
Don’t text and walk — this happens every couple of months SCORE 83
I’m the cutest camera. SCORE 118
Student gave me this very convincing note in first period. SCORE 101
A Real Page Turner SCORE 100
Well Played Indeed SCORE 110
Spotted this amazing door stop at work SCORE 106
Awkward SCORE 125
Juxtaposition SCORE 93
We’re not on speaking terms, currently. SCORE 65
Slow Motion Glass Breakage SCORE 87
Thanks for watching Iron Fist. That’ll be $468.00. SCORE 107
Racism is so American… SCORE 159
Things my guinea pig does. SCORE 62
You really have to commit to the joke. SCORE 128
Snitches get stitches SCORE 155
