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If+you+laughed+at+this+you+are+a+nerd.
Wait+just+a+got+dam%26%238230%3B
Wait just a got dam… SCORE 18
I+would+call+in+to+this+reality+tv+show.
I would call in to this reality tv show. SCORE 29
Meanwhile+in+Mexico%26%238230%3B
Meanwhile in Mexico… SCORE 29
When+gym+class+goes+online
When gym class goes online SCORE 28
Someone+messed+up
Someone messed up SCORE 31
Pandemic+go+whoooooooo
Pandemic go whoooooooo SCORE 19
Always+there+for+you%26%238230%3B
Always there for you… SCORE 21
A+selfie+taken+in+1903
A selfie taken in 1903 SCORE 32
I+should+have+seen+that+coming%26%238230%3B
I should have seen that coming… SCORE 19
When+tourists+aren%26%238217%3Bt+coming+to+the+park+anymore+and+you+gotta+visit+the+forest+office+to+know+what%26%238217%3Bs+up.
When tourists aren’t coming to the park anymore and you gotta visit the forest office to know what’s up. SCORE 25
The+beans+will+be+promptly+read.
The beans will be promptly read. SCORE 27
This+cat+doesn%26%238217%3Bt+understand+pinch+points%26%238230%3B
This cat doesn’t understand pinch points… SCORE 27
Extreme+gummy+candy.
Extreme gummy candy. SCORE 23
Mark+Hamill+burned+the+FLOTUS
Mark Hamill burned the FLOTUS SCORE 14
I+would+watch+it.
I would watch it. SCORE 36
A+Coca+Cola+advertisement+made+by+spreading+grain+for+pigeons+in+Saint+Mark%26%238217%3Bs+Square+in+Venice.
A Coca Cola advertisement made by spreading grain for pigeons in Saint Mark’s Square in Venice. SCORE 28
%2Aducks%2A
*ducks* SCORE 25
New+Yorkers+are+jerks.
New Yorkers are jerks. SCORE 39
It%26%238217%3Bs+a+triple+threat.
It’s a triple threat. SCORE 24
Pizza+time
Pizza time SCORE 19
Barbers+training+with+a+balloon
Barbers training with a balloon SCORE 29
Rest+easy+sweet+prince.
Rest easy sweet prince. SCORE 17
Hmm+what+gave+you+that+idea%26%238230%3B%3F
Hmm what gave you that idea…? SCORE 25
Alright%2C+will+check+in+next+week.
Alright, will check in next week. SCORE 38
Get+this+kid+a+job.
Get this kid a job. SCORE 36
You+never+know+what+someone+else+is+dealing+with%26%238230%3B
You never know what someone else is dealing with… SCORE 30
Strap+in%2C+folks.
Strap in, folks. SCORE 24
WHOM+DO+YOU+WORK+FOR+AND+WHAT+DO+YOU+DO%3F
WHOM DO YOU WORK FOR AND WHAT DO YOU DO? SCORE 22
the+cat+is+evolving.
the cat is evolving. SCORE 35
Everyone+needs+a+Trent
Everyone needs a Trent SCORE 29
Cowabunga+dudes%2C+let%26%238217%3Bs+roll+out.
Cowabunga dudes, let’s roll out. SCORE 28
%26%238230%3Band+how+does+one+acquire+the+child+you+speak+of%26%238230%3B
…and how does one acquire the child you speak of… SCORE 29
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You+can+destroy+a+country.+But+you+can%26%238217%3Bt+destroy+a+parent+willing+to+do+whatever+they+can+to+keep+their+kids+happy+%26%238211%3B+despite+the+world+around+them.
You can destroy a country. But you can’t destroy a parent willing to do whatever they can to keep their kids happy – despite the world around them. SCORE 195
Once+a+mother+always+a+mother
Once a mother always a mother SCORE 143
Freeze%21
Freeze! SCORE 80
All+right%21
All right! SCORE 149
You+don%26%238217%3Bt+notice+things+you%26%238217%3Bre+used+to
You don’t notice things you’re used to SCORE 67
Crabs+spiders+and+scorpions
Crabs spiders and scorpions SCORE 93
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