I’ve made a huge mistake. SCORE 138
The brain is the only organ that named itself. SCORE 144
Just when you thought phone booths were safe. SCORE 131
Not sure if I like corn on the cob or butter. SCORE 97
Roll the window down. SCORE 223
internet-1 humans-0 SCORE 2
What does “your future” and “a group of crows” have in common? SCORE 192
How to vote. SCORE 66
Temporary kitty tattoos! SCORE 54
Cupcakeception. SCORE 169
How to escape the friendzone. SCORE -8
Beautiful. SCORE 5
Some math. SCORE 161
Scumbag nurses. SCORE 120
How I eat spaghetti. SCORE 81
hey, hey , hey . . . SCORE 6
Phil’s-osophy. SCORE 239
Ugly people problems. SCORE 76
Safely remove USB? SCORE 86
Kittens learn physics. SCORE 68
Oh, boy! Ants! SCORE 116
Looks aren’t important. SCORE 174
Nap time for kitty. SCORE 102
Fun fact. SCORE 134
I must go, my people need me. SCORE 75
The Halloween formula. SCORE 183
Ugly people problems. SCORE 171
Cats are jerks. SCORE 92
if i die SCORE 3
Wait, what were we fighting about? SCORE 173
Dat box. SCORE 89
English is stupid. SCORE 96