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I+think+my+Crunch+bar+is+trying+to+tell+me+something%26%238230%3B
Kids+really+do+take+it+out+of+you%26%238230%3B
Kids really do take it out of you… SCORE 23
Earn+your+keep%2C+but+don%26%238217%3Bt+fall+for+it.
Earn your keep, but don’t fall for it. SCORE 24
better+be+tax+deductible%26%238230%3B
better be tax deductible… SCORE 23
A+morphine+bottle+from+the+1880%26%238217%3Bs.
A morphine bottle from the 1880’s. SCORE 22
A+tuxedo+with+a+drink+recipe+on+its+tag.
A tuxedo with a drink recipe on its tag. SCORE 23
I%26%238217%3Bll+allow+it.
I’ll allow it. SCORE 31
I+didn%26%238217%3Bt+realize+there+we+20+terrible+families+in+the+world%26%238230%3B
I didn’t realize there we 20 terrible families in the world… SCORE 33
Perched.
Perched. SCORE 34
Garrett+chhatt.
Garrett chhatt. SCORE 38
Ruff+day%26%238230%3B
Ruff day… SCORE 24
He+probably+thought+there+were+two+trees%26%238230%3B
He probably thought there were two trees… SCORE 26
Have+a+very+fishy+birthday%2C+bud.
Have a very fishy birthday, bud. SCORE 26
No+thanks%2C+I%26%238217%3Bll+just+hold+it+later%26%238230%3B
No thanks, I’ll just hold it later… SCORE 24
Activate+extreme+funk.
Activate extreme funk. SCORE 22
This+is+what+happens+when+robots+mow+your+lawn%26%238230%3B
This is what happens when robots mow your lawn… SCORE 35
Stick+Figures
Stick Figures SCORE 25
Bill+Nye+the+Selfie+guy
Bill Nye the Selfie guy SCORE 31
Squid+ink+pasta+has+a+way+of%2C+possessing+you%26%238230%3B
Squid ink pasta has a way of, possessing you… SCORE 22
You%26%238217%3Bre+published%21
You’re published! SCORE 35
Penwangs+need+to+shower%2C+too.
Penwangs need to shower, too. SCORE 23
Art+allows+the+dream.
Art allows the dream. SCORE 36
The+bus+driver.
The bus driver. SCORE 41
Long+distance+relationships%26%238230%3B
Long distance relationships… SCORE 26
No+one+ever+does%26%238230%3B
No one ever does… SCORE 21
Couldn%26%238217%3Bt+resist+the+puppo%26%238230%3B
Couldn’t resist the puppo… SCORE 20
%26%238230%3Bput+you+down+as+a+no+show%2C+thanks+bud.
…put you down as a no show, thanks bud. SCORE 27
Meanwhile+in+Australia%26%238230%3B+won%26%238217%3Bt+somebody+please+water+the+birds%3F
Meanwhile in Australia… won’t somebody please water the birds? SCORE 17
Happiest+workplace+2020+award+goes+to%26%238230%3B
Happiest workplace 2020 award goes to… SCORE 21
The+times%2C+they+are+a+changin%26%238217%3B
The times, they are a changin’ SCORE 21
One+of+those+is+a+knife%26%238230%3B+Crocodile+Dundee%2C+probably.
One of those is a knife… Crocodile Dundee, probably. SCORE 13
That%26%238217%3Bll+be+%24300%26%238230%3B
That’ll be $300… SCORE 28
Rest+in+peace+legend.+Kobe+in+1998
Rest in peace legend. Kobe in 1998 SCORE 21
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Meanwhile+in+Africa%26%238230%3B
Meanwhile in Africa… SCORE 128
Sassy+owl+is+sassy.
Sassy owl is sassy. SCORE 200
Sometimes+it+feels+like%26%238230%3B
Sometimes it feels like… SCORE 187
Accurate.
Accurate. SCORE 205
Pearls+of+wisdom.
Pearls of wisdom. SCORE 115
The+manliest+pacifier+EVER%21
The manliest pacifier EVER! SCORE 236
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